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I am a domestic god!...............so wifey says to me Dont forget to hoover the floor, Ive a man coming round to measure the house up for new windows Now for the life of me I cant see the correlation between the state of the carpet and a man coming to measure up windows.........it must be a woman thing, but anyways.......shes parked the hoover fair in the middle of the floor so I cant ignore it so I finally get fed up tripping over the fecking thing and decide, ok, anything for a quiet life......Ill hoover the floor. Well feck me guys, I dont know if youve ever undertaken such a task but it took me a good ten minutes looking round the thing to find where the on switch was...........and get this...........you only switch it on with your FOOT! Yep, the switch is foot operated............whats that all about? Well anyway, its done now.................NEVER AGAIN! ;-)

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