I am a long distance HGV driver travelling down the M1 the cab of the lorry is actually the inside of a Mini cooper (round speedo, big plastic gear lever knob, wooden steering wheel etc), my travelling companion (a chocolate labrador with the ears of a king charles spaniel) is wagging its tail in my face, I brush his tail away but I go into a bend to fast and take the corner off the trailer after I hit another lorry. End up at the bar in terminal 6! at Heathrow (which is actually the bar in from dusk til dawn). A couple of friends, who know I dont drink beer, have got me a beer but I need to pay for it. My wallet is full of Latvian Lats, the barmaid tells me to sod off and get English money. I go to the cash machine and take out £100. I am distracted because Chandler Bing is talking to me. Back at the bar I try and pay for my beer but the money I have just taken out is Monopoly money, outside Jo is waiting and gives me her phone, which is made of red lego bricks to call the Police, Dial 999 but think this is not right so try to dial 101, looking at the phone, there is only one button and it has 101 on it. Two girls start talking really loudly and I cant hear the phone ringing so I walk back to Jo who is standing by the wall of Finchley open air swimming pool. Chandler Bing comes out and says he has to go and catch the red eye back to America but has bought me a pint of diet coke because I am driving. I am still hanging on the phone for the police. There is a ladys handbag on the wall with a huge Access card as a luggage label, I am still hanging on the phone...... WTF
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 07:02:21 +0000
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