I am a self-proclaimed philosopher. Self proclaimed because I have not formally studied philosophy as a subject. My love for other subjects proves that philosophy would have been the only subject close to me in case I had studied it. Mathematics was a big fuss. It says 1+1=2. What happens to the philosophy of synergy? Okay, look at this, 1*1=1. This formula is a big looking at the population of my country. Biology was a tragedy. It told me that I am monkey and placed me in the category of animals, Huh! You know rats and cats and dogs. Anyways, here I would like to confess that the day before my biology test I would turn into a chicken. Somebody from physics whispered into my ears, “what goes up tends to come down” and that day I refused to move up the stairs. The night before my physics test, I went up to the terrace hoping that I would fell down naturally. That was when I realised that I actually had to jump. That was out of my scope. A slightest touch of chemistry was enough to destroy the chemistry of my brain. The day before my chemistry test, I turned hydrophobic, because water reminded me of H2O. I know that you all are anxiously waiting to know my results. O! It was fabulous. Place that list upside down please.
Posted on: Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:13:41 +0000
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