I am fairly certain sometimes I give my mom a heart attack...she - TopicsExpress



          

I am fairly certain sometimes I give my mom a heart attack...she just called to see how I was and where I was...I told her jokingly; Ah yah know, I am flying high on qualudes and poppers driving down the highway hammer drunk hitting 95 mph doing coke of the dashboard with two hookers in tow and that the keg and the rest of the party should be arriving at her door shortly lol thank god my mom has a great sense of humor lmao dont worry I got the stern motherly NOT FUNNY ETHAN...points for creativity though haha love yah mom :-P
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 01:32:06 +0000

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