I am going to try to share a joke that was told to me.... I hope I can get through it and make it make sense.... Jimmy and Johnny are brothers, and as brothers in the pre-teen stage of life they are constantly getting into trouble. Their mother, being at her wits end ask the preacher if he would try and talk to them and set them on the narrow path. The pastor is more than happy to help and tells her to send them over one at a time later that day. So about mid afternoon the mother sends Jimmy to the pastors house first. Jimmy walked up and rang the bell, and the door opened quickly. There stood the pastor looking down at little Jimmy and said, I have been expecting you, please come in and follow me. The pastor led little Jimmy to a room that was completely empty except for a single wooden chair, and told him to sit down. Jimmy sat down as the pastor walked slowly around the room and then he spoke, Jimmy, where is God? Little Jimmy looked at the floor and did not answer. The pastor spoke again louder this time, Jimmy, I asked you Where is GOD? Little Jimmy was now getting scared, with a white knuckle grip on the edge of the chair he looked up at the pastor with fear in his eyes. The pastor, now appearing very angry yelled at little Jimmy, WHERE IS GOD?! Little Jimmy fearing for his life bolted out of the room, and out of the pastors house and ran home. Jimmy nearly broke down the door coming in to his house screaming for his brother. Little Johnny came running out of his room and asked, Jimmy! What is wrong?! Jimmy looked at his brother with absolute fear in his eyes and said, Johnny we got to go! We have got to run away and hide for a long time! Johnny looked at him and asked Why? what happened? Jimmy looked at him with tears in his eyes and said, GOD IS MISSING! AND THEY THINK WE DID IT!! Goodnight everyone.
Posted on: Mon, 30 Jun 2014 03:51:26 +0000