I am losing all shame real fast in here, so heres my TMI story of the night. With all the steroids and fluids theyre pumping in me, I have to pee a lot. And Ive gained 13 pounds in what, 9 days in here? OMG! Never been this big. They said my face will swell, I will continue to gain, because of the steroids, and steroid weight is hard to lose. Once Im out of here and can function again, Im going to lose this weight though, I swear. Anyway, so! 5:30 AM I wake up, have to pee. Like, right freaking now. I reach for the call bell. Not there. Search and search, not finding it >< Ah! So I start yelling. Nobody can hear me because of my Bane mask (just a big old Bi-Pap machine, but still.) So I look for something to throw at the door. Closest things I have are my laptop or a roll of toilet paper. Not gonna work. And I can wait no longer. Disconnect all the cords off me I can, and just barely make it up out of bed and to the commode. Beeping like crazy cuz my vitals are skyrocketing. They did come rushing in a few minutes later and helped me back to bed. A nurse had accidentally put the call bell on a shelf way above my head, plus my curtain was closed, and Pumpkin (I dunno her real name, thats what the staff call her, shes a woman on the other side of my room whos hobbies include wailing gibberish and beating the crap out of the wall behind where my head sleeps) was on one, so nobody had heard me. But still. I peed by myself! I told the nurses See? Im good. Bring on the discharge papers! They wont lol, but oh well, was worth a shot :P
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 12:14:01 +0000
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