I am probably ‘dating’ myself with this one but does anyone recall the Saturday morning cartoon series from Hanna/Barbera, the ‘Wacky Races”? Let’s be honest about my age, I recall thinking that the ‘Flintstones’ and ‘Moose a Squirrel’ were only in monochrome along with ‘Bonanza’ ‘Gilligan’s Island’ and ‘The FBI’; so when they started announcing that they were ‘in color’ during the openings, I heard ‘imagination required’. It was a big disappointment for me when we got a color television set too, as Efrem Zimbalist, Jr. was never wearing the ‘Candy Apple Red’, sport coat that I had always imagined someone in the FBI would want to wear. The term ‘plain clothes’ was not yet a part of my vocabulary back then but I digress….. GOOOOD Morning DC! The White house and our own Dick Dastardly; Barrier the Derrière or perhaps ‘President Dick Derrière’ might be more accurate. I’m sorry would you prefer ‘Richard’, Barry? It just doesn’t flow so I cannot acquiesce to your preference in this piece Sir, butt perhaps something will come up later; you’re just going to have to swallow it for now. So if you’re Dick Derrière, then that would make your sidekick ‘Muttley’ and as it has become difficult to tell which of your wives is your sidekick at the White house we can alternate with Michelle or Valerie as they both fit the bill. “If it quacks like a duck…..” or in this case speaks in wheezing, snickers as they both do….Am I wrong here America? You two (dependent upon the moment of course) set a mighty image tucked into the ‘Marxist Machine’ #00 and you spend all your time thwarting the efforts of others instead of focusing upon improving yourselves. In fact the analogy is near prophetic as will your ultimate ends in this endeavor. Just based on developments at Ferguson, Missouri over the demonstrations which are being continually exacerbated by ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ of ‘Reverends’ (Used extremely loosely here) Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, it seems we are building on a theme: ‘The Wacky Racist’. In fact I could toss in Eric Holder as the “Racist Max in the Communist Crimson Haybaler’ # 4, Sheila Jackson Lee and Maxine Waters as “Sister Slag in the Head full of Boulders Mobile # 1” and Elijah E. Cummings as Professor Indictment Pending driving the Convert-a-Story # 3. There of course is the supporting cast in this weekly ridiculous race of reprehensible racial ridicule such a Pelospi the Pit-stop in the Botox Box # 5, Slick Willy and ‘Hildabeast’ aka Blubber Bear in the Arkansas Chuggabug # 8, Harry Far From Perfect Reid in his Turbo Getting Rich of Your Taxes; Terrific #9 and the rest of the Capital Hill Mob driving the Bulletproof Bomb # 7. I do so enjoy a big bowl of Fruity Pebbles and milk (With toast and juice for a balanced breakfast) and watching your exploits unfold but Dick; you do realize that eventually the series was cancelled without you ever winning a race in the end. Don’t you? So America come November 4th, time to cancel this series for real, it’s a bit played out and predictable, don’t you think? Time to put them all out to pasture and only watch them in re-runs……Get out and VOTE!
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 17:18:37 +0000
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