I am still laughing, read on ..... Two guys raped a princess, and - TopicsExpress

I am still laughing, read on ..... Two guys raped a princess, and when they were caught and sent to the king, he ordered them to go and bring as many fruits as they can to bail themselves. The first guy went and returned with 15 mangoes. The king ordered his guards to insert all the mangoes into his anus so he would feel the same pain as the princess. The guards did as they were ordered and the guy screamed and shouted in pain.After sometime, he stopped screaming and shouting and started laughing. The guards then became surprised and asked him why he was laughing despite all the pains. The guy pointed to the road and said, LOOK AT MY FRIEND, HE IS BRINGING 30 WATERMELONS. BUT THE TRUTH IS THIS Have you given your life to the Lord Jesus Christ? If no then you need to give your life to Him now before its too late. If ordinary King of this Earth could evoke a terrible punishment just because of the princess how much more our God. To avoid the wrath of God accept Jesus now. Jesus was wounded because of you and Jesus is more than the princess.

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