I am talking to my nephews about girlfriends. They are 5 and 6. Tony: Aunt Mimi I want to find a girlfriend like you. Meç (Oh Shit) You do! , well thats very good but girls like me dont make good girlfriends. Nicky: But Aunt Mimi your really fun. Me: Boys, you should find a smart pretty girl like your Mom and Grandma. Nicky: But I dont like girls like them, they are too old Tony: Why dont you make a good girlfriend? Nicky: Because she is poor. Me: I am not poor. (Technical I am broke this week) I am a bad choice. I break hearts and I hate cooking thats why. Tony: Well, I dont want a rich girl, bc Min mins house is dirty. And I dont wanna dirty rich house. Me: (Walking in the bathroom so they cant see me laugh at that remark). How about you go grow up, go join the military or college. Then we will talk about girlfriends. Tony: I think I want one with a big butt. WTF!!!!!
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 19:58:05 +0000
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