I am truly an impatient sh*tnugget.... I know that I am luckier than a horse shoe shoved up a leprechauns arse while he rides a unicorn through a field of Skittles... Minus the new green ones.. Or blessed as a really blessed person. Yesterday though, I so had a fu*king over it day.. Found myself really sick of the feeling I have in my right foot/leg.. Knowing that its ok and that its all a stupid hick-up in my head-jelly because it decided that trying to bleed out was a great idea, got me a good bit frustrated.. Its hard to explain.. I KNOW my foot and leg are 100% strength wise.. Dr.s were shocked at how quickly I regained that. My brain though keeps sending signals stating the opposite and yesterday I found myself getting downright meehhhh with it all.. Strange as a short necked giraffe with 5 legs and 3 heads.. I KNOW whats going on but I cant STOP the sensation from occurring. Stupid dumb sh*t.. Stupid stupid dumb dumb sh*t sh*t.. I want some bacon,.. And a bloody fn mary today... I know... Booooooo..lol Two weeks and no cigarettes.. Not to damn shabby I think I think.. Ive smoked since I was 10 or close to it.. Well back then a pack would last like a week or two.. Hide in a back alley with a friend on our BMXs and smoke a cig all rebellious and sh*t.. Ryan Reynolds is such a good actor he makes Green Lantern tolerable.. I said tolerable, not a legendary fn flick.. Im not saying its The Empire Strikes Back or Chariots Of Fire.. Or even Caveman with Ringo Starr and John Matuszak (timeless fn classic) but its ok.. Peace Love and I received some Polish vodka on this last run and I was told it was the best ever.. All I want is to make a killer Bloody Mary with it.. Some Zing Zang mixer.. It will be mine soon. Ill swop my two red wines that week for that delicious son of a mother goat.. Counting down the days... Ryan
Posted on: Mon, 17 Nov 2014 16:33:26 +0000
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