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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books shes interested in, she said: Cheque books. * The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new car. * What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs dont turn into men when they drink. * Whats the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer? A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. * Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal. * Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New employee: Yes, sir. Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat. * Q: Why dogs dont marry? A: Because they are already leading a dogs life! * Q: Whats the diff between mother & wife? A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 16:31:07 +0000

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