I demand an immediate autopsy on one creature called Mr or Mrs Mugo Wa Wairimu ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ But first, to begin with; I think my Kikuyu friends condemning the 39 and 1/2 years old Mugo Wa Wairimu’s babysh conduct on social media are very smart pretenders. The greatest clowns of this digital era! The Judas Iscariots of the modern day earth. But wow, they fail to exhibit exemplary smartness in show of their pretense. Uhuru Kenyatta is in Guinness Book of World Records for having rewarded that robot called Moses Kuria for excellently abusing Luos, what Mugo is currently perfecting. The truth is, Uhuru Kenyatta love those who hate Luos. He rewards them heavily with state jobs caped with serious pay slips that would give Bill Gates cardiac arrest under unclear circumstances. Uhuru’s actions of rewarding hate mongers has inspired many jobless youths from a certain society in this country into joining the now very lucrative profession; abusing Luos and Raila Odinga and by extension, Gor Mahia hooligans. Probably, Mugo Wa Wairimu is on the verge of becoming a Director of something in statehouse. Why don’t you want him to madly display his talent to the president? He is on probation jamaneni and the king is keenly observing him from above armed with a high voltage marking scheme prepared by one and only, Moses Kuria!! But, i digress. Having said that, I want the government to commission a postmortem on Mugo Wa Wairimu. He is a creature with both a man and a woman’s name in one, held together by a Swahili conjunction (Wa). Let the autopsy come out with very clear results because the Kenyan public will accept no monkey business either from monkeys themselves or human beings behaving like monkeys. The postmortem must explain clearly the following key questions: Is Mugo Wa Wairimu a human being? How did he become a human being? When did he become a human being? And why did he choose to become a human being? In my request, I also submit that the public should be told the truth about that creature and nothing but the truth. The correctness of the answers given will help us understand the beast we are dealing with. Thank you.
Posted on: Wed, 07 Jan 2015 08:03:21 +0000
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