I dey my own Jeje naim one babe wey dey always form AGBANI DAREGO for my BBM Just ping me, she said Hello Baby Boy, Naso I clean my eyes well To confirm if Na The same Porsh, Classy and All mighty Helena dey ping me, after staring at my phone for close To 5mins To be sure it was our royal majesty who was pinging me, Im fine You? I finally replied amidst mixed feeling of surprise and shock... Im doing great ooooh, Ive missed You so much she replied, ehen? This cant be happening na? This is too real To be true, sincerely I was speechless cause All I could reply was Hmmmm, she said hmmmm? Why Na? You dont believe me shey?, I swear I miss You so much, I miss your cute smile (see wash, me wey my smile be like where Two sallah ram dey fight, very rough), I miss How we chat sweetheart, infact I miss everything about You honey bunch cuppy cake..... Ewoooooo All these sweet- sweet names Just for only me?.. Same Helena that would snub The living day light out of You when You ping her, if she manages To reply, she replies one text after 30mins and she makes sure You dont enjoy The chat cause shell only reply You with one word text like yea same LOL and The worst of All k... Why is helena All nice today To The extent of calling me sweet pet names and saying she misses me.. Damn!.. Something must be wrong somewhere.. I was nearly carried away by this well planned gimmick when something Ministered To me and said My Son Check your calender, what is todays Date ?... I checked, (22th November) Lo and behold my eyes opened!.. Ehen? Cheesus! Christmas and New Year is around The corner no wonder! Girls don begin hustle Maga in advance wey go buy dem human hair, shoes, bag, clothes, new phones, jewelry and even new pants, carry dem go cinema, shoprite, mall and many fun joints!. Oh lord! No wonder this girl wan use wyning starch my life.. Guys make una open una eyes oooh!.. Girls will be unnecessarily nice To You during this period, You no need To ask for their number Na dem go take their hand take give You, no collect am ooooh! Dem go begin bombard your whatsapp, fb inbox and bbm with messages, Na maga dem dey find oooh!.. Even your Ex Gf sef go begin show, The girl wey You dey toast since January wey never gree go gree this period ooo, no go jonse Na maga she dey find ooooh!. No talk say I no warn You oooh!... Ladies sorry if I spoil una market, no worry Valentine is around The corner too.. LOL
Posted on: Sat, 22 Nov 2014 21:03:22 +0000
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