I dont wish injury on anyone, but Greinke could use a hot line drive right up the middle to wipe that stupid look off his stupid face. Seriously. I need a wake up call off the barrel of the bat from Pablo Sandoval. A chest-high screamer squares that little piece of crap up. A little San Francisco show-and-tell right to the sternum. This guy needs a frozen rope shot right at him, that Charlie Browns him off the mound and loads his entitled road-gray pants, the little Smurf. He needs a filthy laser beam that cuts the diamond in half and burns his jersey as it blows him into the herb garden in center field. Id like to see a line-drive express train right back up Market St. At about 150 mph, sawing that little twerp off at the knees. A sonic boom of a rocket that steamrolls right through the middle, causing the little baby to invert his anus. Id like to see Panda swing a tree and crush a hypersonic comet straight at the disgusting puke-blue script on Greinkes revolting uniform. He needs a seeing-eye bullet straight to the second d on his stupid jersey, with flames trailing that knocks him into next Tuesday. Rally Cab opening for tomorrows rubber game.
Posted on: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 02:23:54 +0000
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