I eat at McDonalds a lot. I like the silence that follows that - TopicsExpress



          

I eat at McDonalds a lot. I like the silence that follows that statement. Like I just admitted to supporting dog fighting or something. Its fun telling people you eat at McDonalds. Because they always give you that look like, Oh... I didnt know I was better than you. No one Admits to going to McDonalds! They sell SIX BILLION hamburgers a day. There are only 300 Million of us in this country. Its like, Im not a calculus wiz or anything, but I think everyone is lying! - Jim Gaffigan
Posted on: Tue, 25 Mar 2014 02:39:40 +0000

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