I feel everyone should see my essay on the great cake-tastrophy of 2013 to be honest. "Right so I was in sainsburys making my weekly-daily-hourly however you wanna call it trip to the cake counter and i was served by the big tall guy who I cant read and he was all smiles and I was all smiles like can I have carrot cake, strawberry tart and an eclair, cos its 3 for 2 and i was being nice getting one for mum as well even though she didnt even come home so it was like going to waste in the fridge! So he boxed them all up i put them in the basket all careful like, and went and paid put them all careful flat in the bag first put everything on top and left the shop now I live 5 mins across the road and when I got in you can imagine the sheer shock that the box was now sideways I frantically clawed it open, but it was too late the damage was done the carrot cake had toppled into the strawberry tart spilling its contents into the rest of the box. I tried to scoop it all back into the tart, but it was too late the aesthetic was ruined and later when I went to eat it - begrudgingly now it was defiled it split into pieces in my hand and went all over me! ....and that is how seriously I take my cake"
Posted on: Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:27:12 +0000
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