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I finally stumbled upon the truth...My parents have been hiding a dark secret from me my whole life. The people I thought were my parents, are really not. Carrie Nicholas and Henrik Matinlassi performed a heist 20yrs back that would shake the foundation of space and time itself. They kidnapped me from my true parents to stop me from fulfilling my ultimate legacy. I am actually the forgotten love child of Owen Wilson and Ellen Degenres...And now I will fulfill the prophecy and be an extremely annoying dancing lesbian talk show host that acts in mid budget shit movies to gain unlimited fame.....There is no stopping Anthony Matinlassi now...Or should I say Owen Degenres mwahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!!!

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