I forgot to mention this earlier, but after quite a bit of work and planning, my sister opened her pizza place last Monday - Mellow Mushroom Rocky River . Congratulations Jenna! Not to be outdone, and in the spirit of sibling rivalry, I have also opened my own pizza place Its delivery, its DiGiorno. What do we do? Well, if the name doesnt explain it all, we deliver a delicious, expertly cooked frozen pizza right to your door (as long as your door is within 10 miles of wherever I happen to be in the country at that moment) I know, I know, Im sure youre thinking: Why would I pay you to deliver a frozen pizza when I can just bake it myself? Um, well, how does expert cooking sound to you. Yeah, you can buy the pizza, but did you leave it on the counter as the oven pre-heated? You idiot, its going to be super soggy! Let me guess, you also put the pizza in the oven before it was pre-heated? Oh, it will be fine, Ill just leave it in a bit longer Rookie mistake! And what about that pool of grease that sits on top of the Pepperoni? Youre using a paper towel? Yeah, ok, good luck with that. Plus, lets be honest, youre American and super lazy. Do you really want to go to the store and buy the pizza? So, if you happen to be in the Cleveland area, please check out Mellow Mushroom Rocky River. And if youre within 10 miles of me, please let us make your pizza dreams come true here at Its Delivery, Its DiGiorno. The Essig family, not just known for gynecology anymore!
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 22:05:38 +0000
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