I found what has to be the best line of bootleg wrestling action figures in the history of mankind. By best, of course, I mean worst. These things are 100% horrible and and look uglier than cat poop (and are quite possibly made out of the stuff). I found these at Roses, and even though they were insanely cheap, I wasnt tempted even once to buy them-- they are just that bad (translated: next time Im in Roses I WILL buy at least one). Thankfully I decided to photograph all of them... unfortunately my phone takes horrible close-up pictures, so theres that. Each one is a painfully awful rip-off of some WWF wrestling superstar (with the exception of the Stallone figure... I believe that was ripped from the Jakks Pacific Rocky Balboa figure), and they all seem to be suffering some form of intestinal distress. Several of the figures (including Rocky) have a neck tattoo that reads Sara. Evidently Sara gets around. I have no idea what the quality of these figures are out of the package, but you can guarantee that they are cast in some unholy, toxic plastic from the depths of an ancient Chinese toy factory guarded by fire-breathing dragons. But if youre into life-threatening plastic figures that depict deformed burly mean that look like theyre ripping the fart of the century, by all means track these abominations down. Theyre only 2 bucks each, so they wont break you or anything.
Posted on: Sat, 27 Sep 2014 04:12:36 +0000
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