I get stuck in town and even though I try to open bonnet to check I fail. So smelling oil, I decide to head to Naguru to pick a mechanic.I sit in the back seat of a Taxi, this extremely hot looking lady seated near me is very smart like those lawyers going for a serious corprate case. So its only prudent to greet your neighbour in Africa but I think she thought I was attempting to vibe or over-know her in a #kamanyiro style or she already had other issues perturbing her. So when I said good morning, she first looked at me, then even bent down to look at the shoes I was putting on with a mean wtf look. She refuses to reply and looks out through the taxi window and does mshhheeeewwww.Very disappointed and sad, I keep queit and the Taxi proceeds to Naguru side.However, as we move off quietly, like 10 minutes later...........All of a sudden she bangs a surprise rocket and the Chunk flies out of her oesophagus at about 250km/hr and it hits a middle aged fat Woman seated infront of us almost covering her whole back of the neck. .......She has No hankie on her to clean the ladys neck, as the middle aged fat woman turns and gives her a hot magnificent slap on a face , #pwa. I laughed loudly and uncontrollably from City square to kololo as I proudly and mockily used my once white-turned dark-brown hankie to clean the sweat on my face momentarily....Oh goodness.....
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 16:12:00 +0000
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