I give Facebook and any space aliens, mystical entities or Sasquatches associated with Facebook permission to laugh at my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook that I am a self-important dork to think anybody would want to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is goofy and inconsequential information. Any violation of my right to think Im a pretty big deal can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute) scary, huh? I have no idea what (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute) is but I figure if I put some fancy numbers and some statute in parentheses itll make me seem all smart and stuff... NOTE: Facebook is now the same ol stuff it has always been but if you want to sound like youve got the inside scoop you must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish this statement at least once you will not be folded,spindled or mutilated but I will be really bummed out that you didnt fall for my feeble attempt at mind/meme control as well as controlling the information contained in your profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and Paste. YOU MUST...YOU MUST...YOU MUST...THE GREAT AND POWERFUL CC HAS SPOKEN (and so have I)!!! (pay no attention to the woman behind the screen)
Posted on: Fri, 18 Oct 2013 19:02:14 +0000
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