I got #6 I had fun putting this together! 1) When I was in Tokyo, I would ask yes or no questions to the locals (they like for you to speak to them in English). “Hi” is yes in Japanese so I walked around frustrated my whole trip thinking Japanese people only knew how to say Hi. My dumbass would say “hello” after each “hi” and ask the same question 3 times, each time responding “hello”. I was what is known as a baka gaijin or “stupid American” 2) I have to eat eggs every morning before I can eat anything else. I have been eating 2 eggs a day since I was 15. 3) I can pretty much speak in any accent; hillbilly is my favorite. 4) When I was 21, I went to an interview and spoke with an English accent the entire time and was offered the job the next day. I had to turn it down because I couldn’t keep up the act. 5) When I was 10, I ate what I thought was chocolate, like the whole bar, before going to school. Turns out it was a laxative. When I told my mom she laughed and said, “andale cabrona keep getting into my stuff without asking. God sees everything.” 6) In 2nd grade, our teacher told us we were going to play parachute for P.E.. I seriously thought we would be jumping out of planes so I ran to the bathroom and hid until they were done.
Posted on: Fri, 15 Nov 2013 04:01:11 +0000
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