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I gotta share this yall. Im sorry but it is very painfully tedious to read, but it is a window into the mind of a Liberal. It also has to be the longest most incoherent sentence in history. Abby Farle 18 hours ago My dad and Raul were so right about Mr Teds page being educational and I learned a lot about how important it is for some people to run from facts and depend on fake new and fear mongers and to never ever ever check sources or even consider that what they think might be based on misinformation aka lies from places like Breitbart and Fox and WND and random sites and pages with the word patriot in them and people who have eagles and or American flags in their user pics are like super scary and stalky and when I ask them for information to support the batshit insane things they think are real all they do is call me names and tell me to check with my mommy or that Im up past my bedtime which makes sense when I learned 1/2 the viewers of Fox are 68 and older and I guess for them being up at 8 is past their bedtimes and theyre projecting on me and thats like weird because they seem to think that those things are somehow answering my questions and they dont but they keep posting the same stuff over and over and tonight one guy even posted made up dialogue he claimed the Pope said and when that was pointed out that it was made up he got all mad and said (paraphrased) Did you listen to what he said. If you didnt, then shut up and when I asked him the same question his response was that hed posted it first and I guess that means if you post a lie first that makes it true or something and Im not sure how it would make the lie true just because you wrote it out and how is lying about what the Pope said ok cuz that kind of stuff makes the Baby Jesus cry and when the Baby Jesus cries he writes your name in his big book with the tear splotches on it and youre not getting into Heaven cuz lying is a sin and I guess if youre a conservative everything you say is the truth even if its a lie and that confuses me because the Bible said not to lie and they do but they think maybe Jesus wont notice cuz I think they think Jesus carries a semi-automatic, drinks PBR, and watches Duck Dynasty cuz I dont think semi-automatics and PBR and Duck Dynasty are in the Bible and Ive read the whole Bible like 5 times all the way through including the begats sections and jeez (sorry Jesus) they had lots of kids which I guess makes sense since God was forever telling people to go smack the kids on rocks and to kill them all off when they invaded cities and to kill them if they talked back but I dont get how Adam and Eve had Cain, Abel and Seth and then Cain killed Abel and then somehow more kids were born and the only one with a uterus was Eve and that really creeps me out to think she was boinking her sons to have more babies and when those babies got to boinkable age and they boinked with their brothers and sisters and parents and I had some God botherers explain it to me that it was ok because sin wasnt known then and incest was ok because it wasnt a sin then and that like really confused me because if something was ok and then it wasnt and then it was what with Lot and his daughters getting it on and then it was a sin again and the whole thing with mixed fibers being punishable by death, but that was the OT and its ok now because Jesus said the OT was out of fashion or something and that no one needed to follow it but now fundies say being gay isnt ok because it wasnt ok in the OT and were supposed to follow that part of it and that really confuses me because the OT is the word of God except now it isnt except when it is and the fundies are advocating stoning the gay people because the Bible said to stone sinners but gay people are only sinners in the OT and Jesus said we didnt need to follow the OT now and the fundies dont follow it except for the stoning of the gays and other things that bother them and then they point to the OT and scream See!! See!! Its forbidden!!! and when I ask fundies about it they get all rude and accuse me of hating God and that makes me sad because theyre supposed to be spreading the word of God and how can they do that when they accuse kids who ask questions of being all rude and stuff and when I ask them that they fling Bible quotes at me that have nothing to do with what I was asking and makes me even more confused and then I wonder about maybe its true that the Earth is really the insane asylum of the galaxy and most of the people here are inmates and the rest of us are supposed to look after them and make sure they dont stick pennies in light sockets or stick beans up their nose or wander around in their underwear in parks and stuff and Mr Teds page really has been an education and I think I need to file a complaint with CPS for child abuse for being told to go over there and talk to those people and stuff and I have like totes super trauma and stuff now.