I had a dream last night that I got arrested in Vegas for trying to help a lady with her luggage, but when I tried to get out of the car to assist, her friend said not to because shes not who you think. Just then the cops came out of no where and thumb cuffed me. Yeah, I know, weird right. Weirder still, one of the cuffs didnt work so it looked like I had a keychain on my thumb. The ride to the station was in a bus filled with people that were also going to be processed. I tried to call Shannon on my flip cell phone (insert nightmare) and the phone broke while I was dialing — typical. Motorola Razr, irrelevant but noted. /Cut to/ while waiting in line for processing there was a skirmish to jockey for position due to the wait (it looked like the DMV waiting room); only then did I notice that the booking area was attached to the casino where we were staying. So I jogged my ass to the front of the line, out a side door, and right to the front of the lobby (thumbs cuffed and all). Shannon was pissed cause she was hungry (this will make sense to those in the know) and we darted to the car (the same Orange dodge pictured from this weekend). After explaining my plight I was told that this is what I get for trying to be nice to people. Noted.
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 12:18:37 +0000
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