I had always believed by the time I reached this ripe old age of 29 that Id have already written books about drinking energized water, benefiting from the cleansing properties of organic antioxidants, and soothing ones spirituality with essential oils. I havent even sold a single pyramid. If its so obvious that the way to become rich is to tell people how to become rich, why havent I done it? Maybe its integrity. I dont think Id be comfortable with so many lies. However, when I eventually do cave and make millions off of gullible people, it will be through my company O2EZ or Oh, too easy or Oh my gosh, its so easy to tell you people what to believe. Ill start by enriching common household disposable products with oxygen for its heightened cleansing properties. Either Ill run some Jergens through a fish aerator and call it oxygenated facial cream or repackage some Alka-Seltzer, add a little green food coloring, and tell you that its organic. Also, both of these will calm the nerves, cure you of your allergies (but only if you take it in a small enough serving that was cut from a very large serving which is expensive and must immediately be destroyed), and weight loss. Youll lose weight because your wallet will shrink. Ill happily gain your weight. I think that with proper design, photography, and marketing, this can go far. Oh yeah, and the product will be so good it will be spread by word of mouth after the first couple days of marketing. Im going to hire masses of drones that are convinced that theyre running their own business and will reap massive tax breaks. They will be paid with scanty discounts to my miracle products.
Posted on: Thu, 17 Jul 2014 04:14:05 +0000
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