I happened to overhear a conversation between what I can only assume were cleverly dressed cucumbers painted up like people, as they were talking about how holistic medicine is far superior to actual real medicine because nobody knows whats wrong with a patient like a patient. Now I havent had any nice rants lately because for whatever reason I thought being the better person by not pointing out the idiocy I see everywhere, but Im done with that. Being the better person is boring. Now, there are very few things stupider than this idea out there. American idol, those little umbrellas that go in drinks, any form of instant jello, people who think that they can save the planet from global warming, every single person that participates in the continued survival of anything mtv, ugg boots, smart cars, hats with the stickers still on them, slow motion in movies, and I say this last one to make it clear that this is in fact a list of stupid things, everything ever ever ever ever ever made by Tyler Perry. Doctors are here for a reason, they actually do know your body better than you ever will so do yourself a favor and go to a hospital if you are sick. Or you can ignore the problem, take anti-aging vitamins and let Darwinism have its day.
Posted on: Mon, 25 Nov 2013 12:35:49 +0000
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