I hate my boobs. Just so anyone who has never had breasts, - TopicsExpress



          

I hate my boobs. Just so anyone who has never had breasts, especially big breasts know, or has small breasts and wishes for larger. They are not as fun as you think! Forget strapless, forget tube tops, forget push up bras, all those perky stand up boobs you see are FAKE. Real boobs do NOT cooperate. They dont stay where you put them, they cant be tamed, they have a mind of their own. I want a divorce... from my boobs. Im on my third bra for my dress and Im foaming out of all but one, that is now too large due to my stress weight loss and I want to go to the wedding without my boobs today. They deserve to be grounded and not enjoy the festivities. I just know there will be a wardrobe malfunction, or an awkward picture where one is going to peek out and wave at the camera. Or one will foam higher than the other, lets face it. Im boob doomed.
Posted on: Sat, 12 Jul 2014 12:38:52 +0000

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