I have decided that when I win the lottery I am going to purchase a huge tract of land with a river running through it and construct a massive, log chalet smack dab in the middle of it as a Womans Only Deer Camp. This camp will have a fully stocked wine cellar and a tap room with Chip-n-Dales dancers as our on-staff bartenders and servers. After we have shot our bucks, us women can drink, snort, burp, fart, and applaud one another on our valiant successes in the woods. We can compare our racks and dance underneath our custom laser light show while Pearl Jam or Metallica perform live. In the morning, our chef will prepare us a hearty breakfast of steak and eggs and freshly squeezed orange juice. After breakfast, we will all get into our full body, red flannel wool union suits and Scent-Lock gear, put on our 1,000 gram Thinsulate Rocky Boots and hop into our custom made Mossy Oak F250s and drive to our heated deer blinds where our new Benelli rifles await us for the days hunt. We will do this for days on end and it will be f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s.
Posted on: Thu, 13 Nov 2014 17:18:11 +0000
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