I have decided to start a new business. Do to the over regulation of the strip club business please download my app called BOOBER! It is only $2.99 to download. We will provide you with volunteer strippers that will come to your house and dance for you for tips only. We will only charge you a small fee for coordination. This service will save you money because the girls will not be liscenced and you can drink your own $1.50 beer at home instead of an $8.00 one at some dirty smelly club and TABC wont be coming to your house to bother you. You will not have to worry about getting a DWI when driving home. For a small additional fee we will round up some other drunk guys to come over and yell woo hoo and high five you when the dancer shows off her assests. They will pretend to believe you when you tell them that the stripper really likes you and wants to date you. You can sell them beer if you like without regulation because this is a private party. Each girl will be sure to spray cheap perfume around to help the atmosphere and spray glitter all over you. I personally will interview all the dancers to be sure they have the right moves and proper assets. I believe in a hands on business approach. Any women interested in interviewing to be a volunteer stripper please contact me for an appointment. I look forward to a successful business relationship!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 14:51:21 +0000
Trending Topics
© 2015