I have moments where Im like, wow, this seems early for this. Like, this is something that happens to me a lot. Ill be sitting watching tv or doing nothing, and all of a sudden Ill realize, I need to wipe my ass right now. I mean, nothing happened, but I really gotta wipe my ass right now. Right now. Gotta make trips to the bathroom just to wipe my ass. How does this happen already? Im 45. Already, my assholes like the waistband on old pajama bottoms, Just kinda loose and ineffectual. My assholes like a bag of leaves that nobody tied up. Its just sitting on the lawn, full and open, puking leaves onto the grass with every wisp of wind. Some kid kicks it over on his way home from a tough day at middle school. Rats. Thats a pretty accurate description of my asshole.
Posted on: Tue, 24 Jun 2014 21:23:56 +0000
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