I hope Rolf has his Wobble-Board with him! (with thanx to Robert Goldberg): To the tune of: ‘Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport’ (Intro narr:) Theres an old Australian entertainer, sighing, crying, and he shrugs off his legal team and he turns to the reporters, gathered all around and (start wobble board): (Sings) Not much hope of a grope, bloke Won’t have much hope for a grope At my age...can’t bend for the soap, bloke I’ve got bugger-all hope of a grope! (All together now) The judge is sending me down, sport Judge is sending me down The news is all over town, sport The judge is sending me down It was only a compliment love, guv Just a compliment, love. No need to cry Heavens Above! guv, Just a compliment, love (All together now) The judge is sending me down, sport Judge is sending me down The news is all over town, sport The judge is sending me down A non-paying guest of the Queen, bean At the pleasure of our old Queen! Should’ve sacked my legal team, bean Now I’m gonna get my bum reamed! (All together now) The judge is sending me down, sport Judge is sending me down The news is all over town, sport The judge is sending me down! (Repeat refrain…to fade…) Add self-composed verses as desired.
Posted on: Tue, 22 Jul 2014 18:57:02 +0000
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