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* I interrupt your news feed with the crud thats going to keep me happily single for a long long time * Since moving back to Texas Ive encountered men who think Id want to potentially date. Oh lucky me! Want to hear my options?? Bachelor #1: has a girlfriend Bachelor #2: has a wife Bachelor #3: constantly talks about being with other women And lastly we have Bachelor #4 who started off our courtship with Do you know anyone who would want to buy some weed? 😒 This is not a joke. I repeat, this is NOT a joke. Where are all of the big hearted Prince Charmings who will do what he can to put butterflies in your stomach and sweep you off your feet? Sure these guys do something to my stomach..😨 and I can guarantee I walk so fast the other direction Im almost walking on air... 🏃💨 But come on! NEXT!
Posted on: Fri, 12 Dec 2014 14:25:27 +0000

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