I just had a, some what, unnerving experience right now. My wife has been bugging about those pesky nose hairs that relentlessly keep growing out of my nostrils. I decided to take a look for myself so I put my cobalt blue 99 cents reading glasses on to see what she was talking about. And sure to her word my nose hairs sort of looks Two octopus neighbors hiding in a couple of crevices on the side of a mountain all you could see was the tentacles hanging out. I tried using my battery operated nose hair cutter but the battery gave out right in the middle of my use which basicly making that apparatus a midevil nose hair torture machine. the machine got stuck in the fay of renegade hair and there it hung stubbornly holding my hairs hostage. I really wish these machine has a reverse. It was like a Pitbull with a ball it just would let go. After serve minutes of gently adjusting it back and forward, and side to side the mechanism finally released my precious strands. At this point I decided to use my fingers to pull individual hair out one at a time, I ever so careful pick the longest hair first and to my amazement as I began to pick I notice that this long didnt seem to be connected any part of my nostril but I pretty sure it was connected to the back part of my eye because everytime I pulled on it my eye lid would shut. This made me concerned as I then began to become fearful about pulling this Lone Ranger hair out. I thought maybe if pull it out it might mess my eyesight up. Regarding my fears I kept pulling and my eyelid kept shutting. Finally I worked up the courage to yank the puppy out once and for all. With one quick movement this mission was accomplished. Its was amazing! The hair must of been 3 inches long, actually I almost wanted to keep it just to to verify the story was true. How know in could have been world record longest nose hair. After all this crisis I still am fairly sure that that hair was connected to my eye is one way or another. maybe just emotionally because once I pulled it out, my eye shed a tear.
Posted on: Fri, 17 Oct 2014 05:22:17 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015