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I just received the stunning news that the founder and head coach of my beloved Crossfit gym has just sold it to new owners. I am very happy for dear friend and crossfit guru, and wish him all the best in his new endeavors. That said, I am officially declaring myself a Crossfit free agent-- hiring out my workout skills to the highest bidder. Positives: Above average attendance, self-deprecating sense of humor, and superhuman strength. Negatives: I don’t like to run or row. Or do burpees. Or pullups. Or wallballs, double-unders, rope-climbs, or toes-to-bar. Contact my agent if you are a gym owner seeking a portly Jewish man to attend your 6am classes. Thanks!
Posted on: Sat, 13 Dec 2014 04:37:13 +0000

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