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I just told Shea Jacobs Monsour if I had a baby I would name it Chardonney just so I could say, Chardonney! Quit whining! We are elegant delicate flowers who appreciate smelling the plastic IV cork of our FrAnzia (Barbies blood). I also made her laugh so hard she forgot to pick up her daughter. Once you start laughing at the shit I say I go nuts. Turn into a ham. Like...if I ate a ham sandwich it would be cannibalism nuts. This is why we are going to prick our fingers & be blood sisters. Which means pricking her Cabernet & my Merlot wine & touching glasses. Youre welcome.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 00:26:29 +0000

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