I just want anybody who may have ever had the opportunity to feel - TopicsExpress

I just want anybody who may have ever had the opportunity to feel neglected by me in the last nearly-4 years (and yes, I guess that would be everybody in my life) to know, it is not personal and that I do not suddenly dislike you, nor do I think you have cooties. Its just that when I try to associate much with my social life, the toddler claims rights to my phone when I text, my 3 year-makes random friend requests to people we dont know, and out of nowhere we have consumed half a jar of lotion, lavender oil is on everything, were eating the dog food and performing science experiments with what liquid does when you deliberately spill it on the carpet, the ABC magnets exploded all over the house and were standing on dining tables demanding our rights to cookies. I also am continually interrupted with important discussions about how poop makes our tummies sad, and the thunder is God hitting home runs, and how we can throw 4-seam fast balls, and how sharks sometimes just like to bite little boys arms off because they are very very hungry, and how we should take the nice kitty away from the neighbors because the dog and 3 year-old just really need him to live with us. Im sorry I havent texted you back, or got that coffee with you, or had a shopping trip in ages, and that we havent hung out in FOREVER. Its just that my hands are as full as my heart. Can I call you back in like five years, r somping? (yes, I know, I talk like a 3 year-old.)