I just want to share this with my face book family and friends a recent development which has to do with my health. Since the beginning of October I wasnt feeling well.I always feel sick at this time of year. I was very lethargic and had seizures like shakes and was having frequent head aches also I was having problems remember things and at sometimes I was disorientated. Like most Jamaican men I was very reluctant in going to a doctor which of course is not a good thing after trying a couple of home remedies including Soursop leaves,Cerasee and Bissy I was still feeling sick so I said enough was enough and finally decided to go see a well respected doctor recommended by a good friend. During the initial visit the doctor ran a series of tests, EKG, blood works,EEG and all the other necessary tests but could not find any visible cause for my complains. He gave me a few medications and tell me to return for a follow up within 2 weeks, he also said that if I feel any worse I should go to the nearest emergency room. Upon my return visit all my test results were in and there was no indication of what is the cause of my ailment. The doctor suggested that I see a psychiatrist by the name of Dr Kingsley Thomas just to see if there was anything going on in my head that might be the cause of my sickness and you all know my head nuh good. During the visit with the shrink I answered a series of probing question some of which I thought were completely irrelevant as the whole time the well recommended Dr was browsing through a medical journal while asking me all these questions.After about 45 minutes into the session he said that I was suffering from what is called Prolong Repetitive Obsessive Courtesy and Generosity Disorder....PROCGD. He also explained that this is a very very rare disease which is caused from years and years of giving gifts and courtesy to friends and family and even total strangers without receiving any in return, he also said that there is no cure and if left untreated it could lead to me being courteous and also buying gifts and giving them to people at random which is called Santa Clausius, and this is the time of year when the disease would normally manifest itself seeing that the Christmas season is fast approaching. He said that even though there is no known cure, doctors around the world have found out that patients who suffers from (P.R.O.C.G.D) have a speedy recovery when they themselves are allowed to receive a series of gifts in succession and courteous remarks without giving any in return. He gave me a long list of instruction which I havent finish reading as yet, however at the top it said that in order to enhance my recovery I must seriously seriously refrain from giving any gifts whatsoever or being courteous over the coming holiday season. If fact he said its is best if I try not to even wish anyone even family or close friends Merry Christmas or Happy New Year as even that can cause my situation to worsen. I must apologize for any inconvenience caused as a result of me not being able to give out any gifts or send season greetings, but as you can see I am just following the doctors Orders. Unlike most of you out there I take my health very very serious. Thanks for your understanding the situation this year…………yours truly.
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 18:31:44 +0000
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