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I knew this girl that was so stupid that she called me to get my phone number. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said Concentrate. She had to put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind. She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order. She sent me a fax with a stamp on it. She tried to drown a fish. She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death. She tripped over a cordless phone. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. She studied for a blood test. When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved. When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. When she took me to the airport and saw a sign that said Airport Left she turned around and went home. #Nigeria #Jokes

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