I know I found my great love cause when she asks me to do stuff I hate I gladly do it. One night she asked me to make the bed for her but I made the bed like a man makes a bed I shove the sheets four feet in grab the staple gun kpow kpow kpow cause I only want to make a bed once every fiscal year. When you make a bed with that kind of expertise you tend to short sheet it a tad. Shes 52 and the sheet comes to her hip. Shes tugging on it like how did you? I have my arm around her I said Dont worry honey I got this. I grab the sheet and pull errrrr my hand slips and I punched her in face. Thats not the worst story.... This story happened on a very sad day. I came in after setting a trash can full of tidy whities ablaze but the good news is Im opening a brand new pair not the three pack with a rubber band these are the good kind with the picture on the front of the guy who makes me feel uncomfortable so Im folding them and putting them in the drawer I get the last pair and slip on the last pair and she goes Whoah arent you going to wash them first? I reply They will never be this clean again! So later on in the day they start to get uncomfortable I feel something tugging in my back up singers, but I ride it out I get to her place and were in bed so I ask her hey hun can you check down there somethings pulling on me. My girlfriend has no diplomacy if shes going to laugh at you shes going to point and laugh so she reaches in fast. I turn my head and all I hear is sshhht and its a sticker that says inspected by no.31 and shes laughing I say What! She looks at me and says They Passed XD
Posted on: Mon, 11 Nov 2013 23:24:35 +0000