I leave my Facebook friends tonight with some historical perspective: I have not dated for 33 years but at some point know I will be ready to date again. I was thinking ladies, about running some of my old pickup lines by you and ask if you think they would work nowadays: 1. Its nearly closing time. Youll do. 2. You remind me of my big toe - Id bang you on the coffee table! 3. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you let me put it in a twelve-foot-deep pit in my soundproofed basement dungeon? 4. Lets go to my place and do the things Ill tell everyone we did anyway. 5. Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump! 6. My name is Don. That is so youll know what to scream. 7. These look like lice, but theyre just chiggers. 8. How about you, Betty White, and me in a three-way? 9. You stole my heart. Thats OK, though - I have another one at home in the fridge. And finally ..... 10. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? So, what do you think ladies, do we have any winners?
Posted on: Tue, 11 Mar 2014 05:47:32 +0000
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