I liked a girl named Stephanie, but never had the guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called “Mallam sabi“. All he demanded from me was an internet modem, which I bought for him. He then gave me a ring called “Touch & Follow”. He said “all I needed to do was to touch her with the ring & she will follow me”. I was excited because thats pretty easy to do. I saw her passing the next day, and I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didnt, she rather moved on & was pressing her phone. I was disappointed & went home. Upon getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Stephanie Douglas is now following me on twitter, instagram, kik, badoo, viber & sent me a friend request on facebook, sent me a message on whatsapp. I called Mallam immediately to inform him & he replied me. “My Son, we have upgraded o, everything is now digital” bye bye to local things, Welcome to the global community. That’s why I didnt ask for Yam, egg, fowl, brain of mosquito, groundnut oil, but a modem to keep me online. Good morning ohhhhh!!!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 05 Jul 2014 07:20:40 +0000
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