I love it when I wipe my butt and accidentally get some on my - TopicsExpress

I love it when I wipe my butt and accidentally get some on my fingers because the I smear it all over my face like war paint and play Indians throughout the house using the restroom in my pants also brings me great joy because it is sooooo warm and cushiony and the fragrance oh my goodness is it the greatest, but most of all since my hubby wont let me so either of those very often I just go to the bedroom by myself and try to give myself the biggest nastiest most stinky Dutch oven ever I mean so bad that just from the smell of it my nose turns brown and Im talking dark brown nothing like the little things to make this girl so happy now off to go soil myself night night Facebook stinky dreams