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I love my kids so much. I mean there are days I would like to leave them in Wal Mart and walk away, they are always sticky, I had no idea toothpaste was so messy, I always carry earplugs in my pocket because MY GOD they can make eardrum-piercing noises when they are both happy and sad, stepping on LEGOS at 2 am is like dancing on razor blades but I thank God for every time I can kiss an owie and make it better, I wish every hug would last forever and with all the cartoons I have watched in the past nine years I can count to ten and recite the alphabet. EVERY TIME. Being a parent is a disgusting job. Wiping an ass during a nice meal, using sleeves to wipe boogers and constantly reminding my son to stop playing with himself blurs the lines between normal and disgusting but its a job that I embrace. Right now as I face landmines of LEGOS between my chair and the refrigerator, my son is picking a fight with his weiner and Mallory is screaming bloody murder because her pillow is boring (!?), I know that in 10 years I WILL MISS THIS. Who knew the best years of our lives would be so messy, loud and disgusting?

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