I love taking shits. I come home and practicaly race to the toilet just to feel its soothing cold hard plastic seat against my sweaty ass. i always lean back and try to get my back as straight across the toilet seat so i can have a quailty shooting position. now instead of shooting out the crap fast, i urinate slowly (often flexing those dick muscles (i forgot what theyre called) thus creating that burning sensation that makes urinating more enjoyable also.) then i let the turds squeeze out as slow as possible because that feeling of poop sliding out of your ass is very painful, but one of those good pains like punching a wall. then if things get out of control, the shirt comes off, and maybe even all the clothing. i love shitting naked. then if all else fails, i reach for the towel rack and bite down on a nice thick polo towel, and try to choke on it. sometimes i reach over (long arm style) and turn the sink on and get just enough water to slick my eyebrows. that actually helps the shit come out faster if im constipated. now as far as diareah is concerned....i love it. as long as its in my own home. (public liquid poop sucks) i love feeling like a slurpie machine pumping out gallons of liquid feces that pours out so fast that it splashes back up in my ass. (i always wash my ass afterwards so no diseases follow.) how much do you all love taking shits? i could (and maybe will) go on about shit forever.
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 01:49:48 +0000