I love this little stand up classic. So true and such a classic. Not that I spend my life frequenting nail bar and massage salons in America. Well ok I do but only if theyre cheap. Im not a hethen after all but their relentless upselling techniques just blindside you until you get wise to it and learn how to put your foot down. Little Asian lady not so meek. Little Asian lady know how to wrap you around her manicured little Asian fingers so you watch out for her when youre having your massage or manicure! They wait till youre as relaxed as can be and just start telling you what theyre going to do for you as if you not wanting the extra had never even been considered or insinuating that what theyre doing is all included but not quite explaining theyre selling you something new. Oh wait Im paying for what now? You asking me how I want the massage Ive already paid for or are you trying to sell me another different or longer massage while Im relaxed without mentioning that its only $40 more? Mmmm hmmm. Im wise you you pretty little Asian lady with the silver tongue and the talented little fingers. Oh but that is nice, ok just a scalp massage and foot reflexology too but nothing else. Oh your friends really good at deep tissue back treatment for just another $20? Well I mean Im here already. It seems silly not to. Thats how it starts. Massage only $10 suddenly seems to have cost $80. Thats how it starts. They wiley. You watch out for pretty little Asian ladies with massage beds! But its a whole fresh fun to see a fit shirtless skin-head muscle-boy miming along to this routine!
Posted on: Sun, 20 Jul 2014 19:43:45 +0000
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