I made a very disturbing discovery today that I am having a lot of emotions about. Yes, emotions, I know that having emotions is generally frowned upon by the union, but hear me out. I got all of Hannah from Targets messages today, all six months worth. It seems that the warped nature that timespace takes inside of this store is causing cellphone signals often coming from just next door to be sent months into the future. I am upset by this not only because of the romantic strife it has caused me, but due to the fact that my phone plan does not cover trans-temporal data usage and my carriers punishment for unpaid overcharges is as much as five years of hard labor on a distant moon. I would really appreciate in the future if someone gave me a warning about the exact temporal anomalies this workplace is subject to so that I can avoid messes like this in the future, whatever that even means for us. Now if youll excuse me, Im going to try to patch things up with Hannah and figure out if AT&T accepts cowrie shells.
Posted on: Mon, 15 Sep 2014 22:20:13 +0000
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