I mentioned ascending to a God like state after my new fanny pack acquisition last week, but I failed to mention my benevolent nature as a deity, and so, as an indication of said benevolence, I return baring gifts. Granted, my gifts are more grainy than the Patterson-Gimlin footage but theyre gifts nonetheless. Once HD footage becomes available I anticipate sniffing my monitor while furiously masturbating into an old ankle sock that Ill then attach to a yard stick and use as a back scratcher in rememberance of that momentous occasion.
Posted on: Mon, 17 Mar 2014 22:49:30 +0000
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