I must say that I am EXTREMELY disappointed with the kids who chose to target our house with an offering of toilet paper early this morning. I really dont know whats wrong with the kids today, but speaking as an alumni of the (HHBBMBTPP) Hamilton High Big Blue Marching Band Toilet Paper Patrol, I would be embarrassed and mortified by the effort this group. Now, I will admit, saran wrapping the mailbox shut was a nice touch...Ill give points for that..but cmon...the rest of it...weak sauce. I mean, when I was in band, we unleashed a barrage of TP on our marching band director so bad it looked like a freaking snowstorm had hit in October. Not only THAT, but the toilet from the Flush The Falcons float somehow morphed into his yard. Geesh! Kids today! Now, I DO think its interesting that it took 32 years for my comeuppance. Be sure your sins will find you out. The real SAD part is you had unfettered access to the front yard, because we have the WORST guard dog in the world. She would rather snuggle up between Mommy and Daddy than do her job.!!
Posted on: Wed, 23 Jul 2014 21:39:25 +0000
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