I need every ones help. As most of you know I was recently in a short term relationship that I enjoyed very much but ended on a mutual understanding that we would remain friends. My problem is that before that I was alone for over 12 years, and even though my confidence was boosted by the short relationship I had, I still find it very difficult to speak to women I find attractive. HOW YOU CAN ALL HELP; I am looking for a woman to get to know and hang out with for a possible relationship. She must be relatively slender with a good personality that makes her easy to talk to and get along with. She can have children and not want any more or not have kids and not want any at all, I do not want to have any progeny of my own. She can be slightly crazy, but if she spends much of her day huddled in the corner talking to the voices in her head and only getting up when they tell her to kill someone, it might not work out. Also if she has a history of physically attacking the men in her life for any reason other than it is her version of a mating ritual, I might have some problems with that as well. If you know any single women that might fit under these criteria or you do yourself, I urge you to tell them about me and show them my profile on your friends list. If they become interested, tell them to send me a friends request and start talking to me about anything that interests them and I will be more than happy to respond. If they become agitated upon hearing about me and seeing my picture, then I suggest that you take them to the nearest mental ward and having them committed because I dont know anything about being the president of Russia and I was not there when they were abducted by aliens. I do not want to go on a series of blind dates or have you just introduce me to random women in person, I am too shy for that and if I find them particularly attractive my mind will go blank and I wont be able to remember how to tie my shoes, let alone put an intelligent sentence together, so please have them introduce themselves here on facebook. If they think they are too ugly, tell them that beauty is on the inside and it tends to transform people in the eyes of one such as myself, and if they dont believe that you can always show them this post, though I would not suggest it. You should also inform them that if they do get involved with me, they will have to put up with going to the bar and playing pool a couple times a weak at the very least, and they will also have to put up with my slight addiction to the game puzzle and dragons. If they have any questions that they would like answered that you do not know the answer to before they will send me a friend request, feel free to send me a private message to ask it, as I will not be answering any personal questions in open forum. Also, it should be taken note that many of you live a great distance from me and this may concern some potential life partners, I will travel to them if I think the potential is great enough, and even relocate should the prospect be in my interest. Now you all have permission to ridicule me and make snide comments in the comment box below, have a nice day. :)
Posted on: Thu, 11 Sep 2014 22:30:17 +0000
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