I no be chelsea fan but this is lovely Breaking news: Londons Minister of Defence Sir Gary Cahill has asked spains interior minister for foreign attacks Hon. Diego Costa to release 764 missiles on the roof of old Trafford when the sides meet on 20 Oct. According to reports in England, commander in chief supt.José mourinho has signed a bill passed by the parliament of Stamford bridge headed by blue army commander capt.John terry who said he received a call from inspector nemanja matic earlier today to inform him that President Abramovic wants to declare war on reds. As a result each member of parliament has been assigned to their respective administrative roles. Blue army commander (John Terry) assigned to prepare hundred jets to launch missiles. Minister of defence (Cahill)-assemble 1,254,3 bomb proofs to each blue army soldier. Minister of foreign attack (Diego Costa) specially assigned by commander Mourinho to fly all 100 jets at the same time and launch 345,765,1467,8533 at the house of Hon. De-Gea. French Major-Gen. Loic Remy have also joined the battalion incase of reinforcement especially for deadly attack on the opposition .Inspector Matic has been assigned to take 6,793snipers with him and gun down any person he sees wearing red at old Trafford. Finally commander in chief for the blue army supt. José Mourinho has been assigned to pull down the Alex Ferguson statue and replace it with David Moyes. The attack will start from beneath the OT where the missiles will be tested by Brigadier Fabregas and Superintendent Hazard of the blue army... some astute members of the army with the expertise will also be present.
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 14:13:20 +0000
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